Also Zoidberg. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Fatal. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. And I’m his friend Jesus. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Are You Sure About That?
Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. And then the battle’s not so bad? Bender?! You stole the atom. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Take me to your leader! You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! A true inspiration for the children. Take me to your leader! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! You are the last hope of the universe. Okay, I like a challenge.
It must be wonderful. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I’m Santa Claus!
They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.