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Anonymous on June 6, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Who said that? SURE you can die! [pulls out big gun] You want to die?! She also liked to shut up! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

WPBundle on July 18, 2011 at 12:46 am

Well, how’d you become king, then? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Shut up! Will you shut up?! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. A newt?

Anonymous on July 18, 2011 at 2:22 am

No! Don’t jump! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Shut up and get to the point! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

WPBundle on July 18, 2011 at 2:26 am

Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… Red Five standing by. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit.

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