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Bentley Reportedly to Expand Continental Range With Special Editions

Im allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Oh, a *sarcasm* […]

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2011 Porsche Cayenne S Hybrid to hit U.S. dealers in November

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police […]

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Honda Boosts Insight Fuel Economy by Lengthening Start-Stop Ability?

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the […]

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Lotus Reportedly Brought In For Chassis Work On New Vauxhall Astra VXR

I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Please do not […]

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Maximum Balloon- “Groove Me” (Director’s Cut)

I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity. I’m a Spalding Gray in a […]

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Short Film ‘The Black Hole’

Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

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The Sun (feat. Nili) – Villeneuve

Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. [answering the phone] Ahoy hoy? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

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Skyence – INSCT

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise […]

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Hyundai Equus Mummbles and Dubs its way to SEMA

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or […]

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Hyundai Equus Mummbles and Dubs its way to SEMA

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord...

2011 Porsche Cayenne S Hybrid to hit U.S. dealers in November

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s...

Honda Boosts Insight Fuel Economy by Lengthening Start-Stop Ability?

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I hope...

Bentley Reportedly to Expand Continental Range With Special Editions

Im allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh,...

Lotus Reportedly Brought In For Chassis Work On New Vauxhall Astra VXR

I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Weaseling out of...