You may Remember me from…

Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Human contact: the final frontier.



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    Daan Weijers Nov 11nd 2010

    Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. A true inspiration for the children. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

    That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

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    Aaron Lynch Nov 11nd 2010

    Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

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    Sevenpixels Nov 11nd 2010

    Say it in Russian! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

    WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. A true inspiration for the children.