Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO! Marge, just about everything’s a sin. Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.