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Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I had more, but you go ahead. Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we’re trying our best.

Why not indeed! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Okay, I like a challenge.

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You don’t know how to do any of those. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Can I use the gun?

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

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Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Oh, but you can.

That’s The Spirit

You don’t know how to do any of those. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Can I use the gun?

Yeah Exactly!

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Human contact: the final frontier. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug.

But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. Everything looks bad if you remember it. Please do not offer my god a peanut. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. Human contact: the final frontier. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” Fame was like a drug. You don’t know how to do any of those. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!

In Conclusion

You don’t know how to do any of those. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Can I use the gun?

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  1. Spencer

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  2. Spencer

    I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. A sexy mistake. [turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.

    I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. A sexy mistake. [turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.

  3. Liam McKay

    I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies.

    I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

    In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You mean it controls your actions? Red Five standing by. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

  4. Brandclay / Sean

    Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I can explain. It’s very valuable. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

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