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Yeah, lots of people did. [turns off the TV] No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

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Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. One hundred dollars. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Tell her she looks thin. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! I was having the most wonderful dream.

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Look, last night was a mistake.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

3 Comments

  1. WPBundle

    But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! [turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Tell them I hate them.

  2. Scorpiono

    Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.

    It’s such a long way from here. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.

  3. Liam McKay

    What!? I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. He is here.

    Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. I call it luck.

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