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What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me-

You don’t believe in the Force, do you? I’m trying not to, kid. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. What?! Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Don’t underestimate the Force. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. You mean it controls your actions? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

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What!? Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies.

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. I call it luck. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Ye-ha! Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

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But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going.

I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. Red Five standing by.

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. He is here. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. As you wish. Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.

I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan– Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?

Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- You don’t believe in the Force, do you? I’m trying not to, kid.

3 Comments

  1. WPBundle

    Is that a cooking show? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

    But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! [turns the TV back on] Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Tell them I hate them.

  2. Liam McKay

    What!? You mean it controls your actions? Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

  3. Chad Mueller

    No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

    I call it luck. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. He is here. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

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