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Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I had more, but you go ahead. Who are you, my warranty?! Bender, we’re trying our best.

Why not indeed! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Okay, I like a challenge.

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Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me- As you wish. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s such a long way from here. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

Partially, but it also obeys your commands. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.

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Breathtaking Slow Shutter Photos

Yeah, lots of people did. [turns off the TV] No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

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You Ever Tried Turning Off the TV

A true inspiration for the children. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. And then the battle’s not so bad? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

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Sustainable chic hits capital of fashion

Tomorrow the carousels at Charles de Gaulle airport will be filled with designer suitcases as the world’s fashion press descend for Paris fashion week – but this weekend a very different showcase opened in the French capital. The Ethical Fashion Show, the world’s largest event devoted solely to sustainable fashion, is now in its seventh year and becoming increasingly mainstream: there are over a hundred brands represented, and the show has outgrown its humble origins in disused warehouses to occupy the new Docks en Seine building, home of the French Fashion Institute.

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

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The Alien Mothership is in Orbit

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Soothe us with sweet lies. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! I can explain. It’s very valuable. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! No. We’re on the top. [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

Your best is an idiot! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? No, just a regular mistake. Fatal. Take me to your leader! I’m Santa Claus! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

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A Collection of Beautiful Images

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me-

You don’t believe in the Force, do you? I’m trying not to, kid. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. What?! Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Don’t underestimate the Force. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. You mean it controls your actions? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

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I don’t like being outdoors Smithers

He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

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